Beyoncé & JAY-Z Shared Intimate Photos of Them in Bed, and the Internet Couldn’t Handle It

It’s rare that we get a glimpse into the uber-private lives of Beyoncé and JAY-Z, so you’ll have to excuse the Internet for losing it over recently released photos of the couple basically naked in bed together.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter kicked off their “On the Run II” stadium tour in Europe last Wednesday (Jun. 6), which gave the world an inside look at the twins, their vow renewal and some intimate home videos of Bey’s second pregnancy.

Bey and Jay also decided to put their nekkid bodies on display in a tour book featuring some private photos of the two lovers laid up in bed.

In some of the photos, you can clearly see Beyoncé’s “cheeks,” and in the pics of her and JAY-Z, it’s obvious that both were definitely in their birthday suits with only a bed sheet (or cleverly placed arms and legs) to cover them.

Fans who have purchased the $30 “OTR 2” tour booklets uploaded some of the photos online…

…And the internet, unsurprisingly, absolutely could NOT handle it.

While some of the comments were generally positive, most of them were focused on how uncomfortable JAY-Z looked, and let’s just say… those were the best/most hilarious reactions:

Too bad JAY-Z already let us know on 4:44 he gives not one damb about what we think about his looks: “Ain’t no such thing as an ugly billionaire. I’m cute.”

Looks like Beyoncé and JAY-Z get the last laugh.

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Jamaican Lottery Winner Wears Emoji Mask to Collect Million-Dollar Check

A Jamaican lottery winner went all out to make sure no distant cousins bothered her as she collected her multi-million dollar check. In what has become a viral moment, the lottery winner showed up wearing an emoji mask.

Identified only as N. Gray, the woman received her $1 million (USD) giant check from Supreme Ventures Limited on June 5th at the Spanish Court Hotel in St. Andrew, Jamaica. She wore the yellow wink-face emoji mask for privacy and out of fear she might be robbed.

Jamaican lottery winners often wear disguises due to high crime rates. Simone Clarke-Cooper, assistant vice-president of Group Corporate Communications at Supreme Ventures Limited explained:

“Unfortunately, Jamaica is not like other markets. In other markets, they don’t necessarily do it, but here I think they opt to do it to keep themselves safe. We are not going to tell them not to do that because their safety is of paramount importance to us as well.”

Gray won the regional Super Lotto jackpot drawing on May 8th. She won $180 million in Jamaican dollars, which is the equivalent of $1 million USD. Gray plans to treat herself with the winnings, but also wants to help the youth in her community.

“I am elated, because I was drowning in debt. I started buying Super Lotto in January… Now [that] I’ve won, I want to clear my debt, invest and I want to do some traveling. I would like to construct a community center for the youths in my community, so they can engage in something productive; somewhere where they can do information technology.”

USA lotto winners have also begun to urge courts to allow them to conceal their identities as they collect their large payouts. A winner of a $560 million drawing recently brought the issue to court in February, and a judge ruled that she would be able to keep her identity a secret when she collected her earnings.

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“I Went From Getting Snitched On To Putting A Ring On”

Nick Young, also known by his God-given nickname “Swaggy P,” is hella excited about winning his first NBA championship, and he isn’t letting ANYONE steal his joy, you hear me?

Even though he only scored a total of 5 points throughout the entire 4-game series, Young is probably the most excited Golden State Warrior. See the below video of him strutting down the floor at the end of Game 4 as the clock ran out for proof:

After the game, he called himself the “Swag Champ,” while cradling a massive bottle of Moët champagne.

He even talked about how he’ll be in a museum one day.

And he also gave a Warriors beat reporter a champagne bath, because why not?

But, perhaps, the best moment of Swaggy P’s post-game victory press tour came when he said the following quote: “I’ve came along way, haven’t I? I went from getting snitched on, to putting a ring on”—an obvious reference to that one time his L.A. Lakers teammate D’Angelo Russell broke the guy code and exposed him cheating on his then-girlfriend Iggy Azalea.

And, of course, Twitter seems to be enjoying every moment of Swaggy P’s celebration:

Your faves may not have a ring, but guess what? SWAGGY P DOES!

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Funniest Reactions to Philly Confrontation

It looks like Rich The Kid and Lil Uzi Vert’s rap beef has spilled over into “the streets,” and the internet is doing what it does best: turning the situation into countless memes.

Uzi and Rich have been going at it ever since Uzi rejected Rich’s label deal, opting instead to go with DJ Drama. Back in February, the two rappers had a heated back and forth on social media when Uzi called Rich a “1,000 crab.” And a month later, Rich released an Uzi diss track titled “Dead Friends,” an obvious reference to Uzi’s “XO Tour Lif3” lyric “Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead.” Rich’s Uzi diss track also included the line, “Yo money getting shorter,” referencing Uzi’s “Money Longer” hit.

Hilarious video footage that has gone viral on social media shows Lil Uzi Vert confronting Rich The Kid in Philadelphia over the weekend. Both rappers were in town Saturday (Jun. 2) for the annual Roots Picnic festival.

In the fan-shot footage, Uzi can be seen verbally confronting Rich on a street corner. Apparently, Uzi was riding in a car when he saw Rich standing on the street corner and decided to hop out to confront him.

Another video shows Rich then running down the street into a nearby Starbucks, where a physical confrontation ensued. While inside the Starbucks, Uzi punches Rich, causing him to jump behind the counter in an effort to evade the punches.

Rich later took to social media where he posted a video of his own in an effort to prove to the world that he was unscathed in the confrontation.

After all was said and done, Uzi was spotted in the club later that night dancing to Rich the Kid’s “New Freezer,” seemingly gloating about his victory.

Rightfully, Rich the Kid was given the Donkey of the Day award by Charlamagne tha God of the Breakfast Club:

And from the confrontation on the street to the altercation inside the Starbucks, the whole Lil Uzi vs. Rich the Kid situation has inspired a number of hilarious memes and Twitter reactions.

Check out some of the best/funniest ones below:

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Funniest Reactions to Smith’s 2018 Finals Game 1 Goof

When you f**k up your team’s chances of winning the first NBA Finals matchup, you can expect to become the butt of endless jokes and the subject of countless memes all over the Internet. We’re talking about you, J.R. Smith!

The last minute of Thursday night’s (May 31) Game 1 of the 2018 NBA Finals was pretty wild, to say the least. First, the refs questionably overturned a charge on Kevin Durant. Then, George Hill of the Cavaliers had a chance to win the game with two free throws, of which one he missed. But when J.R. Smith retrieved the rebound, that’s when sh*t hit the fan.

With less than 5 seconds remaining, and the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors tied at 107, J.R. Smith grabbed an offensive rebound off George Hill’s missed free throw and had a chance to win the game.

But instead of taking a shot or passing it to another teammate to attempt a shot, Smith took the ball out beyond the arc just as the shot clock expired, as if his team had the lead and he was trying to run the clock out or draw a foul. LeBron’s reaction was priceless:

And here’s the video footage:

Smith’s blunder forced the game into overtime, and the Warriors ended up taking a 1-0 series lead with a 124-114 victory. After the game, there were conflicting explanations for Smith’s terrible decision at the end of the fourth quarter.

“He thought we were up one,” Cavs coach Tyronn Lue said. But Smith said he knew what the score was. “I was trying to get enough to bring it out to get a shot off,” Smith told reporters. “I knew we were tied; I thought we were going to call timeout. If I thought we were ahead, I’d have held on to the ball and let them foul me.”

Regardless of what Smith “thought,” he f**ked up bad. REAL BAD. And the memes were swift, brutal, plentiful, and, above all, HEE-LARIOUS.

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“Chaka Khan Net Worth” Google Result Is Giving the Internet Lots of LOLs

For most people, when they have questions about something, they turn to Google, which 9 times out of 10 gives them the answer(s) they desire. Sometimes, however, the search engine giant returns not-so-expected results that end up being HEE-LARIOUS.

Like that one time a search of “New England Patriots owner” or “Patriots owner” returned the result “Nick Foles,” the Quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles and Super Bowl MVP. Of course, Nick Foles doesn’t actually OWN the Patriots (though he did “own” them in the Super Bowl), but that’s what made the whole thing funny. It ended up going viral on social media and Google eventually fixed it.

Now, someone has pointed out yet another hilarious “Google Blooper.” When you input the search terms “Chaka Khan net worth,” you get this:

That is NOT a picture of Chaka Khan, obviously. It’s actually the late R&B singer/songwriter Nick Ashford, one half of the legendary soul duo Ashford and Simpson. And the Internet is having a whole field day over the Google blunder.

Oddly enough, the actual link to the search result shows the correct photo of Chaka Khan, so I have no idea why Google is showing Nick Ashford on the SERP (Search Engine Result Page).

If I were Chaka Khan, I would be drafting a NASTY e-mail to Google HQ right about now. How dare they?! (LOL). Anyhow, if you want to see the hilarity for yourself, you’d better hurry up before Google finds out and fixes it.

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Lil Kim Clowned on Twitter After Her Struggle Dancing Goes Viral

Lil Kim has given us iconic bars and looks over the years. But right now, she’s giving us a good laugh (though I don’t think that was her intention). The Queen Bee of rap has become a viral sensation after attempting to do some of today’s hottest dance crazes.

While performing at Funk Fest in Atlanta on Saturday (May 19), Kim wanted to join her backup dancers and show off her own moves. The femcee did BlocBoy JB’s “Shoot” dance and the Milly Rock and looked a whole entire mess in the process.

See for yourself below:

Though the Funk Fest crowd got hyped with Kim, the internet had other thoughts of Kim’s struggle dance break. All in fun, Twitter clowned her meme-worthy moves and the video clip offered a collective laugh.

Lil Kim’s dance moves previously caught social media attention back in December. Her iconic shimmy was called a “geriatric dance” and some compared her dancing to a defensive move basketball players do on the court.

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Kansas City Man Who “Quit” Popeyes By Singing in Viral Video Admits the Whole Thing Was Fake

The man who went viral last week for “quitting” his “job” at Popeyes by hilariously singing the lyrics “I don’t really wanna work here no more” admits that the whole thing was fake.

Armed with a portable mic and speakers, a man walked into a Popeyes restaurant last week and announced his “resignation” with a catchy song.

“So I got an announcement… I’m quitting my job today,” he said before breaking out into song. “I don’t really want to work here no more,” the man melodically sang over the beat while customers chuckled and whipped out their phones to record the moment. “I quit!” he yelled after singing and rapping for nearly two straight minutes.

The clip, which was originally uploaded to Facebook and YouTube last Tuesday (May 15) and posted on Twitter the following day, became an instant viral hit. As of today, on Facebook, it has so far racked up more than 3 million views and 53,000 shares. And on Twitter, it has been watched over 5 million times, with over 145,000 retweets and 300,000 likes.

According to the man in the video—Cedrick Workuff from Kansas City, Missouri—he never really worked at Popeyes in the first place. He said he and his cousin Marco Summers (the man behind the camera) just wanted to spread a little positivity and bring some humor into folks’ lives with the viral clip.

“It’s something me and Marco wanted to put in the works,” Workuff told KSHB. “It wasn’t planned. It was all improvised. Only the idea was planned.”

Summers said that other videos he’s made have been picked up by celebrities and TV shows like Right This Minute. He said his inspiration comes from his own experiences.

“I’ve been through most of the stories I talk about. Instead of letting them damage me, I make them something funny,” Summers said. “It’s opening a door for people to laugh at situations like that.”

Cedrick and Marco hope to turn their stories into a TV show one day.

“If we don’t make people smile, we failed,” Summers said. “Our main missing is to bring back peace and love through laughter,” said Workuff.

Although it’s slightly disappointing that he didn’t actually quit by reworking one of the hottest tracks of 1998, but it still takes guts to go into a random Popeye’s, break into song ,and then theatrically throw your apron on the floor. There were apparently no hard feelings: Shortly afterward, Workcuff posted a picture of a box of Popeye’s chicken on Facebook. “Still had to get some anyway lol,” he wrote.

While it’s a bit disappointing to find out that he didn’t actually quit his job by remixing one of the hottest tracks of the 90’s—Big Pun and Joe’s “Still Not A Player“—it takes guts to waltz into a random Popeyes and break into song.

And, apparently, there are no hard feelings between him and the restaurant. Not too long after filming his viral clip, Workuff posted a photo of a box of Popeyes chicken on Facebook. “Still had to get some anyway lol,” he wrote.

Also, according to a more recent post, Cedric says he was signed by Gucci Mane’s 1017 Bricksquad label, though we’re inclined to believe this is also a joke too, considering he never worked at Popeyes.

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Twitter Drags 43-Year-Old Conservative Pundit for Aging Like an Avocado

Millions of people watched Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal wedding on TV and online.

After the fairytale wedding came the Royal Wedding dress debate, with fans and pop culture/political analysts discussing who had the best wedding dress between the Duchess of Sussex (Meghan) and her new sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambridge (Kate Middleton).

“Political dummy” Katie Hopkins weighed in on the debate, saying that it was “no competition,” because, in her opinion, Kate had a certain level of “class” that Meghan doesn’t possess, which wasn’t a surprising comment coming from someone like Katie Hopkins, who has no problem letting people know her distaste for people of color.

A bit of a backstory before we move forward with the hilarious memes: Katie Hopkins is a far-right commentator from the United Kingdom who has said a number of vile things against brown people, including calling someone a “jiggaboo” on Twitter and implying that immigrants should be shot if they try to enter the U.K.

So when Katie—an old, dried up crustacean—came for the insanely beautiful Princess Meghan, Twitter used a bunch of hilarious memes putting the 43-year-old beside folks who are OLDER and prettier than her to let her know she looks terrible for her age, or, as someone put it, she’s “43 going on 93.”

In other words, how the hell are you gonna come for someone’s looks when you’re aging like an avocado?

Also, this is what happens when you’re ugly on the inside:

And y’all… Lemme tell you… the juxtapositions were some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever witnessed on social media, and I’ve been doing this internet thing for a WHILE now.

Take a look at some of my favorites below:

In the words of every black grandma that ever lived, “God don’t like ugly.”

Maybe in the future, Katie Hopkins will think before she speaks. But, who the are we kidding? She’s going to keep spewing foul hateful things from that hole in her face and Twitter is just going to keep dragging her for filth, as they should.

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Woman Shares Her Epic Dog Saga On Twitter, And It Will Bring You Tears Of Laughter

A lot of crazy things can happen on a dog walk. Maybe your pup starts chasing a squirrel, maybe a squirrel starts chasing your pup. Or maybe you run out of treats so your four-legged buddy decides to steal an ice cream from a kid. Who knows! The recent unexpected encounter that Cherie Priest and her two doggos had on one of their strolls, however, definitely tops that list.


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“Greyson is generally friendly to everything and everyone; he’s an easy-going guy, though he will definitely bark at other dogs,” Cherie told Bored Panda. “Lucy is a little trickier. She comes from a rough background and she has some issues, namely – she’s very dog-reactive. That said, Lucy LOVES puppies, and she adores small dogs.”

Chunk the Pomeranian ran away from its owner and its first targets were Cherie’s gang members. It was the first time they met him from up-close. “Once before, Chunk’s momma saw us coming – and scooped him up to bring him inside,” Priest added.. “Then she came out to visit with Greyson and Lucy. She loves dogs! She just knows Chunk can be a little weirdo, that’s all.”

This time was different. There were screams, bites, the whole shebang you’d expect from a tiny furball that thinks it’s sooo badass. “At first, I thought it was hilarious. He’s basically a beach ball made of hair.”

And since Cherie’s a writer, her Twitter thread is nothing less of a beautifully written action comedy. Scroll down and check out how everything unfolded!

P.S. Lucy apologizes to everyone who wanted a picture of the whole trio. “When I’m walking Greyson and Lucy, I don’t generally have a free hand for candid photography, I’m afraid. And I don’t usually walk them down the block where Chunk lives (it’s kind of a long loop through the neighborhood), but I’ve started taking my phone when I do. Since they’re all buddies now, I’ll try to get pics of them all together, sometime.”

More info: Twitter

This is Cherie Priest, a proud dog owner

On one of her routine walks, Cherie and her gang experienced a hilarious encounter

No doggos were harmed!

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