Funniest “My Mama Said” Jokes & Tweets

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you will know that at least three major news events occurred over the past week.

The 12 boys from the Thailand soccer team, along with their coach, were successfully rescued from a cave they’d been trapped in for two weeks. France won the 2018 FIFA World Cup. And Cardi B memes are running rampant all over the internet.

Someone recently shared a picture of Cardi B (real name: Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar) as a child, and as Twitter is wont to do, they turned it into a hilarious meme, pointing out Baby Belcalis’ “tattle tale” stance and combining it with the phrase “my mama said…”

Perhaps the funniest part of the meme is that we all know a little smart azz child who doesn’t mind putting your business out there. Hell, some of us were that annoying, smart-mouthed kid. But the captions are what really set this meme off. Combine that with the thought of Cardi B’s voice as a tiny tot and you have the perfect recipe for pure hilarity.

Take a look below:

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Beyoncé & JAY-Z Shared Intimate Photos of Them in Bed, and the Internet Couldn’t Handle It

It’s rare that we get a glimpse into the uber-private lives of Beyoncé and JAY-Z, so you’ll have to excuse the Internet for losing it over recently released photos of the couple basically naked in bed together.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter kicked off their “On the Run II” stadium tour in Europe last Wednesday (Jun. 6), which gave the world an inside look at the twins, their vow renewal and some intimate home videos of Bey’s second pregnancy.

Bey and Jay also decided to put their nekkid bodies on display in a tour book featuring some private photos of the two lovers laid up in bed.

In some of the photos, you can clearly see Beyoncé’s “cheeks,” and in the pics of her and JAY-Z, it’s obvious that both were definitely in their birthday suits with only a bed sheet (or cleverly placed arms and legs) to cover them.

Fans who have purchased the $30 “OTR 2” tour booklets uploaded some of the photos online…

…And the internet, unsurprisingly, absolutely could NOT handle it.

While some of the comments were generally positive, most of them were focused on how uncomfortable JAY-Z looked, and let’s just say… those were the best/most hilarious reactions:

Too bad JAY-Z already let us know on 4:44 he gives not one damb about what we think about his looks: “Ain’t no such thing as an ugly billionaire. I’m cute.”

Looks like Beyoncé and JAY-Z get the last laugh.

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