Funniest “My Mama Said” Jokes & Tweets

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you will know that at least three major news events occurred over the past week.

The 12 boys from the Thailand soccer team, along with their coach, were successfully rescued from a cave they’d been trapped in for two weeks. France won the 2018 FIFA World Cup. And Cardi B memes are running rampant all over the internet.

Someone recently shared a picture of Cardi B (real name: Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar) as a child, and as Twitter is wont to do, they turned it into a hilarious meme, pointing out Baby Belcalis’ “tattle tale” stance and combining it with the phrase “my mama said…”

Perhaps the funniest part of the meme is that we all know a little smart azz child who doesn’t mind putting your business out there. Hell, some of us were that annoying, smart-mouthed kid. But the captions are what really set this meme off. Combine that with the thought of Cardi B’s voice as a tiny tot and you have the perfect recipe for pure hilarity.

Take a look below:

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Funniest Twitter Reactions, Jokes & Gifs

Unless you live under the world’s biggest rock, by now you’ve already heard that LeBron James will spend the next four years of his professional basketball career as a member of the Los Angeles Lakers and will be getting paid $154 million to do so.

As expected, the internet went NUTS over the news and took no time posting hilarious memes, jokes and GIFs all over social media, especially Twitter. And while most of the memes focused on LeBron’s “Decision 2018,” a fair amount of them also focused on Lance Stephen also agreeing to join LeBron and his new quest to add to his collection of championship rings. Kobe Bryant, J.R. Smith and Lonzo Ball also made a few appearances.

Check out some of the best/funniest reactions to LeBron James joining the L.A. Lakers below:

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Woman Who Riled Up Twitter With “33 Abortions” Tweet Says She Was Just Joking

A woman who set social media on fire this weekend with a tweet celebrating her engagement “after being a side hoe for 6 years” and having “33 abortions” says she was just joking.

On Thursday (Jun. 28), Twitter user @empyreall went viral on the internet after she tweeted a photo of her hand with an engagement ring, and wrote: “After being the side hoe for 6 years, 33 abortions, and putting his mama in the hospital after running her over in a jeep Cherokee after she called me by his actual girflriends name, he proposed and I said YES!!!”

Upon first glance, anyone with common sense should be able to tell that she wasn’t being serious, because, aside from the “side hoe for 6 years” comment, 1.) who brags about getting 33 abortions? And 2.) why would she boast about running over her future mother-in-law and putting her in the hospital?

Folks didn’t even take the time to visit her profile either, which says “screenwriter, sports enthusiast, movie fanatic, sarcastic a**hole, Lebron stan, gap toothed goddess & avid bat bitch.”

And besides that, 33 abortions over six years? That would equal to at least 5 abortions per year, which is about one every other month. I believe that at some point the abortion clinic(s) she was going to would look at her like, “GIRL… Do you need some birth control or Plan B or something? Because abortions are not supposed to be used as contraceptives.”

A number of websites also ran with the story, which also gave it legs and made people believe it even more. And while some were able to understand right off the bat she was joking, others were not amused.

The tweet gained so much traction that @empyreall had to follow-up and let people know that she was JK: “so….y’all do know this is a joke right? LMAOOOOO.” She added, “I laid the sarcasm on thick and people still believing me.”

“So let me make this PERFECTLY clear. I have NOT been a side chick for 6 years,” she said in another tweet. “Nor have I had 33 abortions. NOR am I engaged. IDK why y’all take dark humor from twitter and run with it. But if you gone make articles about it, put the tweet that said it was a joke too.”

She also updated her bio with this: “I DID NOT HAVE 33 ABORTIONS I WAS TROLLIN.”

Twitter seemed relieved that the whole thing was just a joke, with some expressing shock that they didn’t know that from the jump:

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Twitter Reacts to Yolanda Adams Rapping Along to Migos’ “Stir Fry” at the BET Awards

The BET Awards aired live on television Sunday night (Jun. 24) and featured performances from a number of top acts in R&B and Hip-Hop, including J. Cole, Nicki Minaj, Janelle Monae, Snoop Dogg and Migos.

During Migos’ performance of their hit single “Stir Fry,” the camera panned to the audience and caught Gospel queen Yolanda Adams not only enjoying the performance, but also spitting the lyrics, which, unsurprisingly, had Twitter in shambles.

For what it’s worth, “Stir Fry” is an undeniably catchy tune that has been all over the radio for months, but who knew that Gospel’s biggest act was out here listening to rap songs about cooking crack? Twitter sure didn’t!

Peep the best and funniest responses below:

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Blac Youngsta Threw a Lit AF House Party With a Wrestling Ring Full of Naked Strippers, and Twitter Is Hella Disturbed

Blac Youngsta threw a LIT AF house party last night that featured a wrestling ring full of butt booty naked strippers who were busting it wide open. And when we say wide open, we mean WIDE OPEN. As someone on Twitter put it, “only on Blac Youngsta’s IG can you see a girls birth canal,” which should basically tell you how nekkid these women were.

On Monday morning (Jun. 24), Blac Youngsta announced via his Instagram Story that he was throwing a house party later that night. Now, we all know Blac Youngsta is a very lit individual, but I don’t think anyone anticipated how lit his house party would be.

The rest of the videos on his IG story showed him preparing for the party, including the setup of a wrestling ring. Within hours, that same wrestling ring was filled to the brim with fully naked strippers as partygoers—including rapper YFN Lucci—made it rain all over them with thousands of dollars worth of hundred dollar bills.

The videos from Blac Youngsta’s InstaStory are so explicit that we cannot post them on our website, but you can watch them here.

The clearly NSFW videos have caused Blac Youngsta to become a top trending topic on Twitter, where disturbed individuals are posting hilarious reactions, warning folks to not go to Youngsta’s IG story if they’re in church.

Check out some of the best/funniest Twitter reactions below:

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Twitter Mourns XXXTentacion After Shooting Death in Miami

When news broke that rapper XXXTentacion had been shot in Florida, folks rushed to social media to find more information about the reported shooting.

According to reports, the 20-year-old (real name: Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy), was shopping for motorcycles in Deerfield Beach in Broward County, FL Monday afternoon (Jun. 18). As he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his car and shot him before fleeing the scene.

Eyewitnesses recorded video footage immediately after the shooting showing the rapper lifeless in his car. Witnesses described him having “no pulse.” He was rushed to the hospital as a “Level 1” trauma patient and was described as “comatose.” XXX was officially pronounced dead around 5:40 p.m.

Not too long after it was announced that XXX had died, fans of the rapper and members of the Hip Hop community, including rappers Kanye West and J. Cole, quickly flooded Twitter with tributes, sparking a number of trending topics, such as “RIP XXX” and “Damn XXX.”

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Beyoncé & JAY-Z Shared Intimate Photos of Them in Bed, and the Internet Couldn’t Handle It

It’s rare that we get a glimpse into the uber-private lives of Beyoncé and JAY-Z, so you’ll have to excuse the Internet for losing it over recently released photos of the couple basically naked in bed together.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter kicked off their “On the Run II” stadium tour in Europe last Wednesday (Jun. 6), which gave the world an inside look at the twins, their vow renewal and some intimate home videos of Bey’s second pregnancy.

Bey and Jay also decided to put their nekkid bodies on display in a tour book featuring some private photos of the two lovers laid up in bed.

In some of the photos, you can clearly see Beyoncé’s “cheeks,” and in the pics of her and JAY-Z, it’s obvious that both were definitely in their birthday suits with only a bed sheet (or cleverly placed arms and legs) to cover them.

Fans who have purchased the $30 “OTR 2” tour booklets uploaded some of the photos online…

…And the internet, unsurprisingly, absolutely could NOT handle it.

While some of the comments were generally positive, most of them were focused on how uncomfortable JAY-Z looked, and let’s just say… those were the best/most hilarious reactions:

Too bad JAY-Z already let us know on 4:44 he gives not one damb about what we think about his looks: “Ain’t no such thing as an ugly billionaire. I’m cute.”

Looks like Beyoncé and JAY-Z get the last laugh.

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LHHATL’s Spice Apologized to Tokyo Vanity for Fat-Shaming Her, But Twitter Was NOT Tryna Hear It

On last week’s episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Tokyo Vanity almost beat the fawk out of Spice during what what was supposed to be a peaceful brunch after the latter had the nerve … the AUDACITY … to try and come for her weight.

The beef between Tokyo and Spice started when Spice went out on a date with Tokyo’s ex boyfriend Tabius, and when the two came face-to-face at brunch (thanks to Mimi and Sierra), all hell broke loose when Spice started throwing multiple jabs at Tokyo’s weight.

Mimi was all “Tokyo this is Spice, our friend, Spice this is Tokyo, our friend… We’re ALL FRIENDS HERE” and when Sierra mentioned how they were going to eat, that’s when the fat-shaming from Spice started. “I don’t think she wants nothing else to eat, trust me,” she said with a smirk.

When Tokyo attempted to settle their dispute by telling Spice her issue wasn’t with her, it was with Tabius (who posted her on his “InstaSnap” i.e. Instagram Stories the night before, btw) but Spice continued to get loud with Tokyo, and she wasn’t there for that. So, as Tokyo proceeded to get up, she pulled a Sierra and threw her handbag at Spice.

She missed because Spice was quick to duck, but the fact that it took a whole team of security to stop Tokyo from jumping on Spice lets us all know who would have won that fight. Tokyo was escorted out of the restaurant and was clearly pissed. She said she’s trying to be a better person and doesn’t want to be out here “fighting these hoes.”

After the episode aired, Twitter dragged Spice for filth because, in case you didn’t already know, Tokyo is a fan favorite of the show. So they didn’t appreciate Ms. Jamaica coming for their girl like that. And when I say they went in, THEY WENT ALL THE WAY IN. See some of the responses below:

You see what I mean? BRUTAL.

So after spending most of the day getting dragged all over Twitter, Spice wrote a long apology on Instagram along with a recent photo of the two to show that all is well between them. She called their prior altercation “officially the most horrific situation I’ve watched on TV.”

She added: “I’m so disappointed in myself for doing the exact same thing I promised myself that I wouldn’t do. Watching back Myself fighting on Tv has left me with deep despondency. Even tho I heard that disrespectful remarks was passed about me behind my back. Leaving me to think she was throwing shade i said I’m gonna throw the whole tree when I met her. With that being said It still doesn’t justify the fact that I was so wrong to comment on her weight.”

Peep the full apology below:

You would think with an apology like that, Spice would be forgiven by the Twitter draggers… but nope. That’s not how it works. Once Twitter gets to dragging, they usually keep the dragging going, especially when you come for their faves.

See below for proof:

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Is Black Blac Chyna Pregnant With Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend’s Child? Twitter Reacts After She Debuts Possible Baby Bump

Is Blac Chyna pregnant with baby No. 3? Social media seems to think so after recent photos suggest she may be sporting a new accessory: a baby bump.

Photos surfaced of Chyna heading to her son’s kindergarten graduation on Friday (June 8). But it wasn’t the array of balloons she was carrying for 5-year-old King Cairo that caught everyone’s attention. It was the tiny bump made noticeable by her tight pale pink dress.

While absolutely nothing has been confirmed, if the 30-year-old is, in fact, pregnant, her 18-year-old rapper boyfriend YBN Almighty Jay is most likely the father. And Twitter definitely had a few things to say.

Chyna and YBN started dating in February and it wasn’t long before baby rumors began swirling around the couple. In April, a source told Page Six Chyna was two and half months pregnant with YBN’s child. However, TMZ shot down the rumor and confirmed Chyna was NOT pregnant at that time.

And for all we know, the rumors may be false again. It’s possible Friday’s “baby bump” was caused by the photo angle, a delicious lunch, or maybe Chyna couldn’t do a little photoshop magic since the photos were taken by paparazzi.

For what it’s worth, recent images on her personal Instagram page show a much flatter stomach.

Chyna already currently has two children. Tyga is King’s father, while her ex-fiancé Rob Kardashian is the father of her 19-month old daughter, Dream.

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“I Went From Getting Snitched On To Putting A Ring On”

Nick Young, also known by his God-given nickname “Swaggy P,” is hella excited about winning his first NBA championship, and he isn’t letting ANYONE steal his joy, you hear me?

Even though he only scored a total of 5 points throughout the entire 4-game series, Young is probably the most excited Golden State Warrior. See the below video of him strutting down the floor at the end of Game 4 as the clock ran out for proof:

After the game, he called himself the “Swag Champ,” while cradling a massive bottle of Moët champagne.

He even talked about how he’ll be in a museum one day.

And he also gave a Warriors beat reporter a champagne bath, because why not?

But, perhaps, the best moment of Swaggy P’s post-game victory press tour came when he said the following quote: “I’ve came along way, haven’t I? I went from getting snitched on, to putting a ring on”—an obvious reference to that one time his L.A. Lakers teammate D’Angelo Russell broke the guy code and exposed him cheating on his then-girlfriend Iggy Azalea.

And, of course, Twitter seems to be enjoying every moment of Swaggy P’s celebration:

Your faves may not have a ring, but guess what? SWAGGY P DOES!

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